Toxic Fog Could Hit Stoke

A deadly fog currently devastating Yorkshire could be headed to Stoke, experts have warned.

"I went to Rotherham the other day, it was a total fucking shit hole," truck driver Kenny Batter said. "I have to assume that this was entirely due to the fog, and Rotherham was nothing like that beforehand."

Rotherham, yesterday

"A mixture of the deadly toxins of the fog and the deadly toxins that already exist in the everyday air in Yorkshire is a deadly combination," science expert Tab Purples said. "Though I'm no science expert."

RAF Trentham has been ordered to point its nuclear weapons at the sky in case the fog arrives.