Tuesday 2 December 2014

Stoke Strangler Voted Britain’s Best

Leading local serial killer the Stoke Strangler, whose real identity is still unknown, has been voted Britain's best ever by school children in the city.

"This shows that civic pride is alive and well amongst our nippers," city councillor Jinky Watkins wrote on the city's official website. "This can only be a good thing, especially if we ever go to war and need willing combatants."

The results were: 

Stoke Strangler (75%)
Fred West (12%)
Harold Shipman (5%)
Other (8%)

Last place with no votes was the Cockney Cutter.

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