Sunday 28 December 2014

2014 Review: August

Due to the accidental release of a DNA altering pathogen, Stoke's citizens reverted into feuding Neanderthal tribes intent on survival at whatever means necessary. By the time a cure was found, over 200,000 Stokies had perished in the ungodly battles. Only one man was arrested by Staffordshire Police for murders committed during this time while being a neanderthal, a man called Mustapha Islam. Elsewhere, Jonathan Wilkes released a new video on YouTube.

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