Sunday 26 October 2014

Eastenders Is Rubbish Admits Former Cockney

One of the few licensed cockneys in Stoke has admitted that Eastenders is rubbish and is only watched by idiots.

Jimmy Knives, who renounced London and its ways in 2003 when he took on Stoke citizenship, told a conference on foreign cultures that Eastenders is shit.


"Eastenders was made by cockneys to dissuade northerners from coming down to visit by showing everyone what London is really like," Knives told the crowd. "Somehow, the show took off and people like it. They keep making it shitter every year but it makes no difference. It's like crack cocaine for lazy idiots."

Knives claims he has received death threats from cockneys for revealing the truth but says he will continue campaigning against cockney culture.

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