Wednesday 9 April 2014

Nintendo Snubs Stokies

Stokies have literally been rioting and fighting in the streets after it was announced last night that no characters from Stoke are to be included in Nintendo's forthcoming 'Super Smash Bros.' games for 3DS and Wii U.

"This'll show those Japs who's good at fighting," one rioter told reporters, who chose to watch and take quotes rather than try to quell the situation.


"Not even Crouchy?" fighting fan Gob Godfreys asked. "His robot-based moveset would be unique, appropriate for the franchise and awesomesauce all in one go."

The games will release this summer on 3DS and winter on Wii U.

"I'm at least hoping for Huth as an assist trophy," Stoke City fan Jill Gank said. "Pikachu wouldn't stand a chance against his elbow, the creepy little electric yellow bastard."

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