Friday 11 April 2014

Beyoncé Snubs Stoke

Singer Beyoncé has been slammed by locals after someone noticed that Stoke is not on the itinerary for her 2014 world tour.

"This is a smack in the face, followed quickly by a punch to the nads, for all of her fans in Stoke," Gill Hocker said, out loud, in Fegg Hayes.

"We made her what she is today," Kerry Identikit added about the American, full name Beyoncé Knowles-Z.

"Beyoncé, Bitchoncé more like," Gill Ribena said. "This is the last time I download her music illegally."

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