Saturday 13 October 2012

City Council To Move Headquarters To Bahamas

Stoke City Council has unveiled plans to relocate many of its operations to the Bahamas to try and meet cost-cutting measures introduced by the Government.

"If it's good enough for the rich bastards who fund the Tories to live out there, it's good enough for us," says councillor Phil Gant. "And this way we won't have to pay any tax and we can top up our tans at the same time. Win-win."

Stoke City Council's planned new offices

The move has been welcomed by some city council workers. "I hear that the standard of office equipment out there is excellent, which is why I'm looking forward to the move," says receptionist Kylie Rimmer.

"I won't be going," says council youth consultant Phyllis Killer, 79. "The Bahamas has nothing that Stoke doesn't have and I for one will be staying here until the bitter end."

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