The monthly winners of the official Wayne Biggins drawing competition have been announced, and here they are.
|"Hot Tub Tit Machine" by Mick Fadden|
In first place is "Hot Tub Tit Machine" by Mick Fadden from Stockton Brook. He wins a signed picture of the man himself, a white Vauxhall Nova and entrance to the yearly champion of champions competition.
|"Britannia Waynium" by Scott Barker|
Second place is Scott Barker, with his picture "Britannia Waynium". Scott wins a year's supply of pikelets, courtesy of Munton's Pikelets.
|"Portrait Of The Biggins As A Young Man" by Bev Collies|
Third place is "Portrait Of The Biggins As A Young Man" by Bev Collies. Bev wins a date with a leading Wayne lookalike, after which she will be expected to put out.
|"LL Cool Wayne" by Chris Beastall|
In fourth place is "LL Cool Wayne" by Chris Beastall, aged 37. He wins nothing.