A man raised in the wild by Wolves has decided to settle down in Stoke.
Burt Cok, who was purchased as a child at an orphan auction by Wolverhampton Wanderers FC, better known as Wolves, explained why. "I'm sick of living in the wilds of Wolverhampton," he said. "I need some civility and class in my life and that is why I've chosen Stoke. Wolverhampton is like the Wild West."
Cok bears no grudges against the Wolves. "To be fair, the Wolves were good to me," he added. "Steve Bull was like an uncle figure to me growing up. Good times."