It is unknown how Tony Pulis celebrated his first win as Crystal Palace boss last night, but it is believed by many to have involved traditional cockney activities such as eating jellied eels, singing songs about old women's laments around a piano and donkey punching.
"This was a good win, Tony'll be pleased with that," commented Stoke fan Kip Barngate on a message board at one of Tony's fan sites.
"Mrs P will be getting covered in jelly and punched on the back of the head tonight, that's for sure," says Palace fan Ian Peale after the game. "That's the way we do things down here. The Pulis family better get used to it, innit."